Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris

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Me Talk Pretty One Day Read Online Free - David Sedaris' move to Paris from New York inspired these hilarious pieces, including the title essay, about his attempts to learn French from a sadistic teacher who declares that "every day spent with you is like having a caesarean section".

His family is another inspiration. You Can't Kill the Rooster is a portrait of his brother, who talks incessant hip-hop slang to his bewildered father. And no one hones a finer fury in response to such modern annoyances as restaurant meals presented in ludicrous towers of food and cashiers with six-inch fingernails.

Title : Me Talk Pretty One Day
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ISBN : 0349113912
Edition Language : English
Format Type : Paperback
Number of Pages : 272 pages


Brian rated it ★★☆☆☆

December 04, 2013

I just don't care for David Sedaris. There, I've said it. I've made peace with the fact. I have stared deep into the cockles of my heart, and forced myself to come to the only obvious-but-unpopular conclusion. I just don't care for David Sedaris. It was somewhat of an existential struggle for me to...

Kasia rated it ★☆☆☆☆

January 01, 2010

That about sums it up. Because, what's the point to these anecdotes? Are you trying to tell me something Mr. Sedaris? I think not. You think you're funny? Meh, not that funny. Special? You're not that special either. You're a writer, just another writer. What's the big deal? As I said, I don't car...

Tim rated it ★★★☆☆

October 03, 2012

Witty, wry, bitter, delightful. My mom gave me the book. I was living in France at the time, so she thought David Sedaris and I would have a ton in common. She went to a Sedaris booksigning to get a personalized message to her gay son in France. After he was done reading, she jumped up to get him...

David rated it ★★☆☆☆

July 26, 2016

I've been thinking a lot about this, and I have come to the conclusion that David Sedaris is one of the worst human beings in history, i.e., since human beings were first invented by an incompetent, Jerry Lewis-like god or by the inscrutable permutations of natural phenomena. This isn't a moral j...

Jen rated it ★★★☆☆

March 28, 2017

Sedaris is a quirky kind of writer. I needed a palate cleanser after the last few heavy reads and this one delivered. From a betrayal of the tongue (which required speech therapy), to a midget music teacher and some various comical moments in his life, his memoir had me chuckling out loud and tal...

Ahmad rated it ★★★★☆

December 10, 2017

Me talk Pretty one day, David Sedaris (1956) Me Talk Pretty One Day, published in 2000, is a bestselling collection of essays by American humorist David Sedaris. The book is separated into two parts. The first part consists of essays about Sedaris’s life before his move to Normandy, France, includ...

Carrie rated it ★☆☆☆☆

April 29, 2008

If I were in someone else's bathroom and there were no other reading materials except for something by David Sedaris, I would pick it up and flip through it. I probably would even find myself slightly amused. But my basic opinion about David Sedaris - which is that he is boring, not very funny, m...

Matthew rated it ★★★★☆

February 10, 2017

Another collection of Sedaris tales as we have come to know and love. His cynical banter and humorous anecdotes shine again. While some might say the same old formula gets old, with Sedaris it is expected and greatly appreciated. (I even heard he changed the formula in a recent book and it was no...

Gemma rated it ★★★★★

February 13, 2008

This book has been my tube companion for the past fortnight. It is the perfect accompaniment to the London commute for two reasons: 1) The essays are perfectly formed, so you can be assured that you'll be able to finish 3 little chunks over 40 minutes or so. Once the train trundled into Westminste...

kian rated it ★★★★★

April 12, 2017

با ترجمه پيمان خاكسار. هرگز به عمرم نديدم پدرم جز از قفسههايي كه بالايشان نوشته: حراج به دليل نزديكي تاريخ انقضا، چيزي بردارد. تمام اقلام قفسههاي ديگر براي او نامرئي بودند. به خاطر چيزي كه مادرم «يه جو شخصيت» ميناميد، من و خواهرانم به ندرت وارد اتاق پشتي ميشديم. بهتر بود فاصلهمان را حفظ كنيم و خود...

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