Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1) Read Online Free - The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she's gaining an intimate knowledge of her new neighbor's nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy's athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed dating hiatus, and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly...
In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight...
|Title||:||Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)|
|Number of Pages||:||384 pages|
August 01, 2013
5 HUGE STARS!!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS BOOK!!
EVERYONE HAS TO READ IT!!!
This book was brilliant!!
I’m in love with Simon.
Completely, utterly in love.
My cheeks ache from laughing.
My heart is happy.
Did I mention I love this book?
This book was pure, decadent, lighthearted, un-put-dow...
December 04, 2013
BANG BANG BANG!
BANG BANG BANG!!
BANG BANG BANG!!!
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!
THE WALLS ARE SHAKING, PICTURES ARE FALLING DOWN!!!! RUN FOR COVER PEOPLE!!! GRAB YOUR FAVOURITE BOOK, SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR DRESS AND HIDE UNDER THE TABLE!! I THINK WE'...
February 09, 2017
Text messages between The Book and Blacky :
So, what do you think about me?
Well you weren't short at all :D
Well yeah I'm pretty long... and thick...
Just about average I'd say
Pfttt you are average missy! Didn't you like all the humor?
Yeah it was good I guess, the scene with Dr. Ross was the b...
February 14, 2016
Have you ever been in the honeymoon phase with someone? You know, that dreamy world where everything the other person does is magic and you can’t seem to get enough of each other?
Usually during this time you go AWOL from the rest of your lives for a few weeks and mash your squishy bits together...
March 08, 2016
“Kittens,lay back.You are about to get Wallbanged.”
I was an addict craving her dose.I was lost in a dull world full of mundane stuff for so long I almost became a mundane myself.After a month of abstinence from reading and severe book deprivation,after long days and bookless nights,the time c...
January 08, 2013
Review posted at: Swept Away By Romance
3 1/2 to 4 stars
There's no doubt Wallbanger is a fun, delightful, moderately sexy, feel-good read that bordered on the ANNOYING. There were times I felt like wallbanging my head against the wall with the amount of unresolved sexual tension this poor couple...
December 08, 2012
What is with these 'OMG! Super-Hot! Fun!' books that become all the rage here on GR lately? And they are all the same.
A Mary Sue heroine with a perfect job and perfect friends who looks perfect but for some reason is alone and sexually frustrated. And she's all kinds of batshit about her percepti...
September 20, 2015
ETA: downgraded to 3 stars. September 20, 2015.
"Hello O! Nice to see you again. With his lips he brought me one."
3.5 stars. I mean it. And I want half stars!
Once upon a time there was a missing O. The pressure of an O long denied, waiting patiently—and sometimes impatiently—for her release....
September 25, 2013
*****5 Bring it on home, Wallbanger stars*****
This was me 95% of the book...
and more laughing....
This is the story of wallbanging photographer Simon and interior designer Caroline. Their apartments are across the hall from each other and the walls are...
August 10, 2016
So disappointed! This book went from "O.M.G!" to a big fat "D.N.F." at 75%
I really (and I mean REALLY!) enjoyed the opening of this book, and was looking forward to a great read. But in the end, I gave it too much of my time and finally just had to call it quits.
Oh, it started off so funny and o...